SHIRT WARS

WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?

Black T-shirt with white text and beer graphics, reading 'One Beer, Two Beer, Three Beer, Ten Beer'.
JAY'S GRAPHIC GARAGE
Black V-neck shirt with white text and floral graphic that says "When mama ain't happy, nobody happy."
JODIE'S TEE GARDEN

the battle of the ages

Every Time I go out with my parents, they play a game. The goal? Wear the shirt that gets the most compliments! So if you prefer shirts about beer, music, and dad jokes, head to Jay’s Graphic Garage. But if you prefer shirts about flowers, dogs, and wine, head to Jodie’s Tee Garden.

There’s also Common Threads for their shared interests, and Sister Shirts for the things only my sisters and I would find funny.

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Whose store do you like the best? I’ll send random shirts to my parents based on whose store is in the lead!

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One Beer Two Beer Three Beer More
$25.00
Who needs red fish and blue fish when you have beer? Maybe a couple, maybe a few, the final number is up to you!

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
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Hiding in the Garden
$25.00
Sigh. You know the feeling. Now you can have the shirt.

A heavyweight tee with a broken-in feel from day one. The garment-dyed finish gives each shirt a vintage-inspired look, while the relaxed fit makes it easy to wear on its own or layered with your favorite pieces.

· 100% cotton
· Fabric weight: 6.0 oz./yd.² (203.4 g/m²)
· Relaxed fit
· Garment-dyed fabric for a vintage look
· Wide rib collar
· Taped neck and shoulders
· Seamless body
· Recycled tear-away label
· Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
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When Mamma Ain't Happy...
$25.00
This was one of my dad's favorite sayings as we grew up. Any time we weren't respectful to Momma, this was the reminder we got. Dispense with subtlety and just put it on your shirt so they never forget.

This unisex tee has a classic v-neck cut and fits like a well-loved favorite.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Coverstitched v-neck and hemmed sleeves
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Guatemala, or the US